Hi there! My name is Mikki and I am Not Your Mama’s Minister!

My job is to help you figure out if your path is really yours, to figure out if you’re just trudging along on a path chosen for you, or if you’re using all of the spiritual tools that you’ve been given.

I am an ordained minister, a fortune teller, spiritual advisor and psychic counselor, a bruja, curandera, and a potty-mouthed stoner living in the Pacific Northwest.

This website is mostly a NSFW one, I don’t shy away from topics or language which is considered NSFW by most workplaces. Turn the volume down on my videos, I’m likely dropping the F-bomb.

My beliefs are all over the place, but once science proves or disproves something, it gets dumped as a possible belief…in my world…if you want to keep believing in shit that has been proven wrong, you go for it.

I am a working fortune teller/tarot reader/spiritual counselor and when I offer discounts, it will be advertised.

Welcome. I look forward to feeling up your glorious soul!